When I first came to the Phillipines, the one thing I had my heart set on doing was going to a water park called Splash Island – I read online that the entrance fee was only 250 pesos, which is a bit more than $5, and I figured it was just the kind of break I needed. Unfortunately, when I landed, JB and JC set me straight – Splash Island is a good 90 minutes out of Manila, too far to travel by anything but bus.
I realized as soon as I mentioned it I had made a bit of a cultural (or at least regional) faux-pas. It was like flying in to Miami and asking to go to Wild Waters – they just kept suggesting various historical places and museums, and I felt stupid for wanting to go on a water slide. I realized my half hour of research on the internet hadn’t really prepared me for all the possibilities Manila had to offer, let alone the rest of the Phillipines.
Still, there was one other place I had on my list, and tourist-haven or not, I had to check out – the Mall of Asia. It's the third-largest mall in the world by square footage, and I felt it would be a welcome respite from shopping in Palm Terrace every day.
On Friday morning I set off with JB, walking down Arlegui street to the corner where we could catch me a taxi. As I walked down this street, I could barely take it all in – there were places where the poverty absolutely takes your breath away. There was a burned down husk of a building, now just a forest of unstable pillars with the floor piled high with trash, and yet people walking through it, shoveling piles from place to place – why I don’t know. People were living on the street, sometimes in the small shops they ran there. It was a kind of squalor I have never seen in Pohnpei
On the other hand, there is color everywhere. Not merely the anthemic colors of our big chains – the Target red, the Chick-Fil-A white, the Wal-Mart blue on every corner – but whatever wild and mismatching colors the owners of this pedicab, or that soda stand, decided to brighten up the street with. Everything is hand-painted and no one takes themselves too seriously. In a way, its incredibly beautiful.
The streets are crammed with pedicabs (sidecars attached to small motorbikes or bicycles) and jeepneys (converted WWII-era jeeps, painted wild colors and carrying a dozen or two people in each). They jostle past each other, moving in and out of lanes and driving at seemingly insane speeds, but the drivers someone avoid each other, as though communicating telepathically – riding in a cab here will take ten years off of your life.
Eventually, JB managed to hail a cab for me, and I sped off for the MOA. When I got out of the cab and paid the driver his 100 pesos ($2), I was confronted with the most incredibly beautiful sign I have ever seen: “Hypermarket”. Imagine a Super Wal-Mart on steroids, only so colorful that it is actually pleasant to walk around it – then imagine how it must feel to do that after five months of shopping in the same poorly stocked, tiny supermarket and you’ll get the idea.
The mall itself is absolutely insane – several hundred stores, the hypermarket, an IMAX theatre along with a regular eight-screen cinema, a science discovery center, and a giant ice-skating rink. I spent the whole day there, playing in the arcades, eating in the food courts, watching The Day the Earth Stood Still in the largest movie theatre I have ever been in – honestly, I did very little shopping. Most of my Christmas presents were bought in Pohnpei, but I did manage to walk away from the MOA with a package of cigars that the salesperson said were the best in the Philippines.
The next day, I decided to visit the Intramuros, a historical district in Manila. The word means literally “between the walls” – the walls in question were constructed by the Spanish during the colonial period, at the site of an old Muslim trading post. The same walls housed MacArthur’s administration building, and the region inside them was designated a historical district and restorations were begun under Ferdinand Marcos.
Fortunately, the Intramuros is not far from the apartment I am staying at, so I decided to walk there. The walk took me over a canal, brimming with garbage (mostly old bleach bottles) and lined with tiny slum tenements… I could see children swimming in the fetid water, less than a kilometer from Malacañang palace, the residence of the president of the Philippines.
After I crossed the Ayala bridge and hung a right on Natividad Almeda-Lopez, I found myself once again in the other Manila as I passed yet another SM mega-mall. After passing the Bonifacio memorial, I found myself near the entrance to the Intramuros district. I grabbed a passing pedicab and had the driver take me around the perimeter until we came to Fort Santiago.
From there, I shared a tour of the historical district with a couple from Canada – we split the cost of a thousand pesos. Our tour guide, George, was hilarious and very thorough. The tour wound through the Intramuros on a horse-drawn carriage, and eventually ended back at Fort Santiago, where we walked through a museum dedicated to one of the heroes of Phillipine independence, Dr. Jose Rizal.
After my tour, I headed south through the Intramuros to the adjacent park named after Dr. Rizal. I found a free concert set up there, with thousands of people standing about watching. All of sudden, two Phillipino women walked up and began asking me questions about my tattoos. Soon we were all heading down to the Baywalk, where I captured the amazing picture of the sunset above.
While we waited on the Baywalk, these women were soon joined by a group of their friends. It was one of their birthdays, and they were planning to celebrate with some karaoke and disco. We all piled into a Jeepney (my first ride) and headed to the karaoke place, but it was closed, and so we headed to the birthday-girl's house for a traditional Phillipino dinner her mom had prepared. At some point, a 40-oz bottle of San Miguel was brought out and shared, and then another.
Afterwards, we went out to the disco, but I don't really remember much about it. I was so exhausted at this point that I kept nodding off mid-conversation. Finally, one of the guys carried me out of the club and hailed me a taxi. I would think they had drugged me, but none of my cash was missing... it was probably just delayed jet-lag.
The next day I took it easy - the biggest event was my breakfast with JC and JR's girlfriend, at this place called Heaven n' Eggs. I stayed around the apartment most of the day watching my House DVDs. At some point I hit the bootleg DVD market down the street – I got two seasons of Prison Break on a single disc, for 50 pesos (about $1), along with a lot of other similar bargains. Did you know Quantum of Solace is already out on DVD? ;)
While we waited on the Baywalk, these women were soon joined by a group of their friends. It was one of their birthdays, and they were planning to celebrate with some karaoke and disco. We all piled into a Jeepney (my first ride) and headed to the karaoke place, but it was closed, and so we headed to the birthday-girl's house for a traditional Phillipino dinner her mom had prepared. At some point, a 40-oz bottle of San Miguel was brought out and shared, and then another.
Afterwards, we went out to the disco, but I don't really remember much about it. I was so exhausted at this point that I kept nodding off mid-conversation. Finally, one of the guys carried me out of the club and hailed me a taxi. I would think they had drugged me, but none of my cash was missing... it was probably just delayed jet-lag.
The next day I took it easy - the biggest event was my breakfast with JC and JR's girlfriend, at this place called Heaven n' Eggs. I stayed around the apartment most of the day watching my House DVDs. At some point I hit the bootleg DVD market down the street – I got two seasons of Prison Break on a single disc, for 50 pesos (about $1), along with a lot of other similar bargains. Did you know Quantum of Solace is already out on DVD? ;)
On Monday I returned to the Mall of Asia to mail my christmas presents home – the process ended up taking me forever! I got them wrapped in one shop, bought cardboard boxes to mail them in, then I had to go online to get some addresses and finally hit an ATM for the cash to send them. It ended up taking a few hours, and by the time I was done I just headed home to watch more bootleg DVDs.
The next day, I visited the Manila Ocean Park – it definitely wasn't worth the 500 pesos I paid to get in, but it was still pretty cool. The most interesting part was the Fish Spa, where you put your feet in a pool with little reef fish that come and eat the dead skin off them – it tickles like you wouldn't believe. At the end, I got a "glass bottom boat" ride across the giant tank I had walked through earlier in a tunnel. I went through the whole place in an hour and a half.
The next day, I visited the Manila Ocean Park – it definitely wasn't worth the 500 pesos I paid to get in, but it was still pretty cool. The most interesting part was the Fish Spa, where you put your feet in a pool with little reef fish that come and eat the dead skin off them – it tickles like you wouldn't believe. At the end, I got a "glass bottom boat" ride across the giant tank I had walked through earlier in a tunnel. I went through the whole place in an hour and a half.
After the Ocean Park, I hailed a taxi to the Manila Zoo. This was way cheaper - only 40 pesos to get in, and considerably more worth the price. They didn't have many animals, but it is just a tiny urban zoo, and they did have a tiger. Check out the video.
The next day, I chilled out at the apartment again to watch some bootleg DVDs - I'm bringing home like a dozen. Right now I'm staying in the Hyatt downtown - I checked in last night to give myself a little break from the tiny apartment in Quiapo. I'm leaving for the provinces soon, so I'll probably be out of touch until after Christmas. Anyway, that's all for now – enjoy this video of my last Jeepney ride about town, and have a happy holidays if I don't post before then! :)







